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so last week was the 24th but i have to back up to the 23rd to fully tell this story.. I worked 6am to noon then 4:30 to 9pm. i stayed up till midnight then on the 24th i had another 6 am to noon then had to come back to work at 3-6... it sucked but not even cause the 6 am split shifts.. listen to this.
so bae (Holden) came to swim and we were just watching him and berbs was annoyed that he came so he hid his towel in the girls locker room locker 25. but then bae got out and he freaked out and it was hilarious until he took me as hostage with eli and josh just watching...berbs said they don't negotiate with terrorists and that's when bae threw me in. yes HE THREW ME IN IN FULL SWEATS. that's not cool.. throwing me in yeah that's usual.. in full sweats thats not. i was gonna kill him. i still hate him right now.
after that we didn't think anyone would come swimming cause its a utah holiday. but we had one swimmer. so i went out to guard for him. i go out there and like 5 minutes into i just watch this finch straight up fly into the window.. berbs and eli were so confused but it was the funniest thing of my life. when eli came to switch me out i went to go check on it and it was so stunned.. i was petting it and it was fine but then i tried to pick it up and it flipped. so of course i flipped and it was hilarious. we tried to put him in the cage we have in the family room and that didn't work.. but he started coming to about 10 minutes later and he flew away..
then i had to teach swim lessons, and i was just straight out tired hyper so i was going nuts. it was pretty funny. but you all should call me lt. buckethead since im not sgt. buckethead, that's eli.
then i worked 3-6 and it wasn't as bad as i thought but it still sucked because i had already been up since 6. after work i went home to change then c$ and berbs picked me up and we went shopping more merica clothes for them to wear, they got socks and tank tops cause they are weird but it was hilarious.
we headed over to the lifeguard party and played some volleyball team bae vs. team swag. team bae obviously won because that was zach holden and i and we were just great! but we spent the night goofing off and hanging out.
i was on the ground for half the night being sat on by berbs or christian. and the other half was dying because i had the biggest headache of my life. but then i got a back massage that felt like heaven and it was one of the funniest nights ever! even though i was attacked and abused by my best friends it was definitely one of the funnest nights of the summer!
this past week i have watched dungeons and dragons and had my late night chats with berbs and christian, and this past saturday was crazy. i woke up and ran errands with josh then got breakfast. then i had a private swim lesson where the mom asked me not to get her little girls hair wet.. uhhh we are doing swim lessons. sorry lady.
then c$, berbs, holden and i worked at noon and went to lagoon at 5.. i was feeling like crap all day so we weren't planning on staying long but we ended up staying until 11. but it was not a good idea because 1 i already felt sick and 2 my sleep schedule had been so screwed up. i woke up on sunday feeling like i got hit by a train.. and i had to work it was the worst shift of my life. i was tired and sick and just felt like i was going to die the whole time. then i got home and felt like crap but my sister came home so i went on a walk with her. then i came home and was out. i was exhausted and felt sick it wasn't fun at all..
then this morning sarah asked me to take her sister back to salt lake so i was going to but then found out i just had to take her down the mountain so we went and got breakfast with maria sarah and i and they are the funniest girls ever. but then i got to work for my swim lessons and i just wanted to cry because i literally thought i was going to throw up. but maria and sarah came down to the pool so i hung out with them for about an hour but then i had to come home cause i was gonna die.. but now i know why i feel so sick, its because of the kneaders breakfast on saturday because berbs is feeling sick too..
well this is the worst blog of my life but ya know that's whats going on inside my head right now..
till next time..
(idk when that will be though)
xoxo jordie
p.s. i move away to college in 19 day NINETEEN DAYS!!
so bae (Holden) came to swim and we were just watching him and berbs was annoyed that he came so he hid his towel in the girls locker room locker 25. but then bae got out and he freaked out and it was hilarious until he took me as hostage with eli and josh just watching...berbs said they don't negotiate with terrorists and that's when bae threw me in. yes HE THREW ME IN IN FULL SWEATS. that's not cool.. throwing me in yeah that's usual.. in full sweats thats not. i was gonna kill him. i still hate him right now.
after that we didn't think anyone would come swimming cause its a utah holiday. but we had one swimmer. so i went out to guard for him. i go out there and like 5 minutes into i just watch this finch straight up fly into the window.. berbs and eli were so confused but it was the funniest thing of my life. when eli came to switch me out i went to go check on it and it was so stunned.. i was petting it and it was fine but then i tried to pick it up and it flipped. so of course i flipped and it was hilarious. we tried to put him in the cage we have in the family room and that didn't work.. but he started coming to about 10 minutes later and he flew away..
then i had to teach swim lessons, and i was just straight out tired hyper so i was going nuts. it was pretty funny. but you all should call me lt. buckethead since im not sgt. buckethead, that's eli.
then i worked 3-6 and it wasn't as bad as i thought but it still sucked because i had already been up since 6. after work i went home to change then c$ and berbs picked me up and we went shopping more merica clothes for them to wear, they got socks and tank tops cause they are weird but it was hilarious.
we headed over to the lifeguard party and played some volleyball team bae vs. team swag. team bae obviously won because that was zach holden and i and we were just great! but we spent the night goofing off and hanging out.
i was on the ground for half the night being sat on by berbs or christian. and the other half was dying because i had the biggest headache of my life. but then i got a back massage that felt like heaven and it was one of the funniest nights ever! even though i was attacked and abused by my best friends it was definitely one of the funnest nights of the summer!
this past week i have watched dungeons and dragons and had my late night chats with berbs and christian, and this past saturday was crazy. i woke up and ran errands with josh then got breakfast. then i had a private swim lesson where the mom asked me not to get her little girls hair wet.. uhhh we are doing swim lessons. sorry lady.
then c$, berbs, holden and i worked at noon and went to lagoon at 5.. i was feeling like crap all day so we weren't planning on staying long but we ended up staying until 11. but it was not a good idea because 1 i already felt sick and 2 my sleep schedule had been so screwed up. i woke up on sunday feeling like i got hit by a train.. and i had to work it was the worst shift of my life. i was tired and sick and just felt like i was going to die the whole time. then i got home and felt like crap but my sister came home so i went on a walk with her. then i came home and was out. i was exhausted and felt sick it wasn't fun at all..
then this morning sarah asked me to take her sister back to salt lake so i was going to but then found out i just had to take her down the mountain so we went and got breakfast with maria sarah and i and they are the funniest girls ever. but then i got to work for my swim lessons and i just wanted to cry because i literally thought i was going to throw up. but maria and sarah came down to the pool so i hung out with them for about an hour but then i had to come home cause i was gonna die.. but now i know why i feel so sick, its because of the kneaders breakfast on saturday because berbs is feeling sick too..
well this is the worst blog of my life but ya know that's whats going on inside my head right now..
till next time..
(idk when that will be though)
xoxo jordie
p.s. i move away to college in 19 day NINETEEN DAYS!!
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