M E E T - T H E - R O O M M A T E S

 MEET #jsmackc5

Alyssa Christensen

aka baby Alyssa
aka my little sister
aka the cutest girl ever

where are you from?
Riverton, Utah
how old are you?
18 years old
what's your favorite color?
white
favorite hobbie?
watching makeup tutorials
favorite food?
pasta
what color is your toothbrush?
white with a little splotch of purple
favorite song?
what do you mean by jb (obviously?)
how old do you think you are on the inside?
probably 40-50 maybe 60
who would win in a fight batman or superman?
does your grandma even watch superhero movies.
describe the color yellow to me like i'm blind.
it's really happy. kind of like..mmm.. the feeling of the sun on your face
anything else you wanna tell to the blogging world?
umm.. cats are underrated.
(kelsey) cats?
alyssa: yeah cats. cats are underrated and its sad
roommates: backsass
Alyssa: no stop they are underrated and underappreciated
and if i could choose between 1 cat and 10 cats i'd choose 10 cats.

Best Alyssa Quote:
"i think i need more waffles in my diet"

Madeline Froerer

aka madsfrofro

aka NEVER MADDY NEVER

always madeline

aka most amazing dancer

where are you from?

Spanish Fork, Utah

how old are you?

19 years old.

what is your favorite color?

red

favorite hobby?

dancing

favorite food?

frozen fruit cups or dry cereal

what color is your toothbrush?

green and blue and white and the bristles are white and blue

favorite song?

eye of the tiger by queen

favorite drink?

brown soda well...dr pepper and dr pepper and dr pepper and the occasional cherry coke

favorite movie quote?

"oh.. the darkness is your ally"-batman
"get that corn outta my face" -nacho
What would you do if you were the one survivor in a plane crash?
thats sad can i skip this question.. i hate being alone.
if you could be famous for one thing what would it be?
um...singing the national anthem.. DUH (but probably just at a little league baseball game or something)

Best Madeline Quote:
"where's rachel?"

Kelsey G. Nokes

^^that claw doe
she's a babe guys

aka my bedmate
aka the tomboy
aka amazing at everything

Where are you from?
Riverton, Utah
How old are you?
18 years old

what is your favorite color?

orange but i just say red cause it has to be specific orange

so its red.

favorite hobby?

hunting. softball. banjo.

favorite food?

frozen peas

what color is your toothbrush?

let me go check.

its blue

but last week it was red but then i lost it.

favorite song?

fishin in the dark. bohemian rhapsody. dixie chicks.

What's your favorite past time?
making out over dead elk.
What is in the jar on our window sill?
(evil laugh) elk heart..
but really it was beets.
what's your motto in life?
whatever happens happens
wait but whatever happens happens but do your best.
if you could get rid of any state in the US what one would you choose and why?
merica.. i don't think any state should go.
my dad is a history teacher what do you want me to say
Anything else you wanna tell the blogging world?
i am not as strange as i sound.
wait don't type that.
remember who you are and who you love..
shakes head and looks like she's gonna cry

Best Kelsey Quote:
"what time is it everyone? BANJO TIME"
Kelsey's Second Best Quote:
"belch"

Chase Nicole Carson

aka musical goddess

aka amazing dancer

aka i love her

Where are you from?
Fillmore, Utah
not wait Georgia put that
How old are you?
19 years old

what is your favorite color?

marroon 

favorite hobby?

singing. dancing. tumbling.

favorite food?

mmm thats a hard one. chips. 

not don't put chips

put hot cheetos

what color is your toothbrush?

blue and white. white and blue

favorite song?

beyonce and shania twain.

what ethnicity are you on the side?

ahhhh black and latina.

goes off and acts all latina.

what do you want to do when you grow up?

echocardiology.

jk have babies (latina accent)

do you wanna be famous?

i want people to like and listen to my music but i don't want the famous life.

A penguin walks through the door right now wearing a sombrero. What does he say and why is he here?

chase: no way. wait i got to think of  something really clever for this one.

kelsey: (gargles with mango in her mouth)

chase: (laughs to herself)

waddle you're doing? 

(mexican accent)

alyssa: just because he is wearing a sombrero doesn't mean is mexican you racist.

chase: no he has to say, "god are you there, i feel like you're trying to tell me something"

anything else you wanna tell the blogging world?

dude its okay to be a player (in latina accent)

if youre gonna do it do it now.

oh and tell them yall need jesus.

that needs to be in there everyone needs to know that.

Best Chase Quote:

"i want a beyonce butt"

Shayla Bingham

aka Baby Shay

aka Shedog

aka my daughter

Where are you from?
Bluffdale, Utah
How old are you?
18 years old

what is your favorite color?

yellow. 

no wait actually 

yellow

the shade of jordyns skin

favorite hobby?

whispering sweet nothings into stranger's ears

surrounding myself with children.

favorite food?

chocolate milk. oreos. spaghetti and meatballs.

what color is your toothbrush?

purple.

favorite song?

oh my gosh 

not jb what do you mean

yeah that's good enough

what do you think about when you're alone in your car?

usually i practice my left and rights then i think about how much gas i have.

what is your favorite kind of sock? 

cat socks that i won't at family bingo.

you have seen them

that's how i seduced kingslee.

if you could be any kitchen utensil what would you be?

sink. 

Jordie: I said utensil but i'll change it to appliance

*doesn't change it to appliance* 

why the sink?

get to take everyone's crap

if you could vote anyone out of c5 who would it be and why?

alyssa (looks at alyssa) because she is the prettier twin and

we are twin babies and i don't like being the uglier twin

jk not alyssa because then i wouldn't have any cute clothes.

(alyssa finally enters conversation) WHAT YOU'RE VOTING ME OFF?

anything else you want to tell the blogging world?

mo money = mo problems.

and jordie is my favorite. 

Shayla's Best Quote:

"come over here and talk to your sister. *i walk over to her* go get some suga so you can come back so you can whisper sweet nothings in my ear"

more to come as a group later..

i can't handle this right now 

because i am laughing so hard

and i love them so much.

xoxo jordie