M A D N E S S

kay hi.

so this morning

was crazy. 

i wake up at 4:30 am for work

right?

so as i am going to walk out my door

i hear voices

so i look out the peep hole 

there are 5 guys 

so i was like okay great. 

they will be gone in a minute

and i can leave

20ish minutes go by

i text my coworker

then 20 more minutes go by

and i am on the phone with the cops

because they keep getting closer

and i heard them say 

"let's just break in"

and i was so scared

cause i didn't know what they 

wanted in our apartment.

so the cops get there a few minutes after

the call and they talk to the guys

after 5 minutes

i walk out to find out what's going on 

they were there to kidnap their friend

from home for her birthday 

to go out to breakfast

or something...

so i had to fill out an incident report

and i hated life.

and i hate those boys. 

they gave me a freaking heart attack. 

but i am kind of glad i was awake

for that because if i wasn't

they woulda gotten into our

apartment and gone into one of our rooms

to "kidnap us for breakfast"

except we woulda been 1000X more scared

than their friend because we actually didn't know them.

those guys are lucky that I was awake

just to call the cops cause if they

came in and tried to kidnap one of us

they woulda been for a really awkward, 

embarrassing and scarring moment.

 i am okay 

i hate those boys

and i hate whoevers friends those are

that were gonna break into my apartment.

eventful morning.

now can today be over?