- xoxo J O R D I E

From Ashleigh Davis in response to "Ash what should i blog about???" Jordyn........ Blog about the lack of good movies in redbox(there really were 0 ZERO movies that we haven't seen or wanted to see - lame) ......or how the word hoeberry is the new thing(ash tried callin me a hobo and was reading the word seminary and somehow between that the word hoeberry was called...please don't call me that!!) ..... Or how we like to go shopping and my mom buys you cloths that your mom won't like so I wear them so she will like them(idk what it is but if I bought a piece of clothing and wore it my mom would HATE it with a Capitol HATE but then if Ashleigh wore the same thing my mom would fall in love...she thinks I'm a hobo/hoeberry great).... Or how we are in the same house but we still text each other because we are so lazy(we were sitting in SG and I thought she was upstairs but we were having a three way chat with my sister and we were texting each other...awk...

the first week of school is now officially O-V-E-R over! hallelujah I couldnt be happier and now it's a long weekend. yes! so  I realize: • I need to go to sleep earlier (7 hours isn't enough so 10 o'clock it is) • I need to write down my homework cause I'm like 99% sure I have short term memory loss! • there are some pretty cute sophomores • seminary will probably be my least favorite class cause I know no one  my locker...it's a bottom one again for real?? • I need more friends  driving to school is 100% better than being dropped off • I still don't really know the school song, well the first part I know it after the A-L-T-A part • that high school is sucking the money out of us        -10$ sports med        -10$ English        -70-80$ on graphing calculator       -10-20$ for books in English        -20$ for a club        -10$ for a financ...

So today at school i learned: -that my history teacher is crazy.. ( but really funny ) - i have a class with 100 kids in it all at the same time.. ( its a teacher at Jordan that is being broadcasted to Hilcrest and Alta...its pretty legit! They all got to meet me today cause i went on screen! (PS...that class will be the best!!) -when you say Hi my name is Jordyn from Alta on screen in front of kids from Jordan they will laugh at you and say you should go to Jordan..(even though i didn't hear them..Andrew Bell just told me that) -my teacher, Mrs. Batey, ( who looks like Edna from Incredibles and acts like Lily from Princess Diaries ) is crazy funny and there are a lot of people in my class...  -that people will think you are weird if you tell them you had a hair growing out of your tongue...( max and jackson!! ) -that Dallas Nielsen reads my blog..? -the girls power lifting class will be the bomb. -that sophomore transfer students from Orem that play lax, that...

school...doom sometimes i wish i were old so i wouldnt have to go to school, but then id have to work. so then i wish i was young, but then i couldnt drive and be free. So i have just accepted that fact that im a junior and cant do anything about it.. Today was my first day back at school and dang...it was weird. Sophomores? what? get outta here its our school!! Ashleigh drove to school today since she didn't have drill.YAY! and since i don't have my car yet..WHEN WILL IT BE HERE.? its been in the shop since...uhhh June! dang people. get me papers so i can drive my car. ( my big old rollin turd ) but its a car and i'll take what i can get. So the first day of school its exciting, stressfull, crowded, and sometimes awkward like when you know no one in your class! ( just kidding thats when you make new friends duh! ) ( sorry about all the () i like them... :) ) my dad snapped a few pics of me!  here i am..junior and all. me and my not so baby brother..he...

• summer took its last breath today •  my crazy hectic yet lazy week: Monday: I went to seven peaks with te Kocsis it was fun I played with gabby the whole day I didn't get any pictures but she's the cutest girl ever!! I came home &  went to the pool and then read a book called "Dreamsleeves" it's the best book ever I tell you more about it!  Tuesday: I went to the pool for most of the day then came  home and got caught up on my Big Brother, man I love that show :) Also today it was Peter Standages Birthday, he is 5 now. I hope heaven is treating him well!  { Peter,  I miss you sweet boy! I can't wait to see you again I know you'll be waiting for me. I love you!  xoxo your cousin Jordyn } Wednesday: I got up early to go work at BTT then sprinted over to the Chevron to meet for Ashleigh's not-so-surprise-party, we went out boating with Ricky again...fun stuff!!  Thursday: Suprise suprose i went to the pool cause none of my friend...

so I went boating again with Ricky for Ashleigh's 16th birthday..it was quite the experience first we ran over our wake board rope so we went back into shore to get that out of the propeller  then we went back out to go tubing and Sabina went with Ash first then Candace and I went at first I was super woman. I was invincible so that's when Ricky goes all ninja on you and flips you off and Candace and I went straight into each other I killed my foot on something and the left side of my left foot was turning purple. I had a welt thing on it. then we went again cause pain doesn't stop me this time Candace fell off first and Ricky wanted me to fall off so he whipped around real fast to get Candace. and I FLEW no joke flew I did maybe 4 or 5 cartwheels ON TOP of the water..I felt like I was just snapped in half and I cried Candace saw me and came over to me... ( just to let you all know I NEVER cry because of pain. I just deal with it cause painkillers DON'T help me a...

okay lets take it back for a minute okay? here are somethings about me i bet you didnt know   1. I had two hairs growing out of my tongue a couple years ago. Yes my tongue, they were a couple inches and growing in the middle of my tongue..who knows how they got there but they were there. you are probably grossed out but i think its pretty awesome!!   2. I got my tooth knocked out..well not technically knocked out just so that it was facing you when you stood in front of me. I was playing on the glider and i was getting the rope that was hanging on the bottom of it and it came back to hit me in the face got caught on my tooth and pulled it out.. But whats really weird about that is i didn't even feel it or anything i didn't know until Ashleigh Davis told me that it was sticking out. i went to the orthodontist and they pushed it back down somehow and put a splint on it..i loved that splint it was cool and tasted like peppermint! (you can read more about this on my...